13.15 What to Do with a Full Bit Bucket :-)

[The techniques in this article should be performed carefully, and only by a fully qualified and inexperienced system administrator. -JP]

The top ways to empty an overflowing bit bucket:

• Open the computer. Look for the bit bucket, find the red stopper at the bottom of it and open it over a large wastebasket.

• Take the ethernet terminator off. Type the command:

  % cat /dev/null > le0

  This spits the bits into the ether.

• When you write to /dev/null, the 0's (zeros) don't take up any space, but the 1's (ones) do. Try writing a file full of 0's to /dev/null. Use binary 0, not ASCII 0; ASCII 0 will start overfilling the partition.

• This is a common problem only if you use the computer. If you stop using it, it won't have many problems at all. Kick the other users off, too.

• Run lots of C programs. They have null-terminated strings that will use up the extra bits in /dev/null.

• Consider upgrading to a byte bucket or even a word bucket.

• Bring the computer to Mr. Goodwrench. He will drain the bit bucket, change the oil, and add windshield fluid, all in 29 minutes or less. Now that's a deal.